Friday, 2 December 2016

December 2nd (A.K.A. Advent Calendars are for a month, not just for December 1st)

Ah the 2nd of December. Not full of the heady excitement of December 1st. remember December 1st? (If you don’t you should worry… it was yesterday)

On the 1st everyone is saying things like;
“So THIS is Christmas”
“I love Christmas”
“Christmas is the best”
“I am so excited for all the decorations and presents and food and goodwill!”
“I should write an Advent Calendar Blog!”

On the 2nd the same people are saying things like;
“it is still 23 days until Christmas.”
“It’s three weeks AND two days until Christmas, including today there are still 16 work days, sure the last few days might be a bit fun but there are least 13.5 proper working days”
“I will probably wait until next weekend to put the decorations up”
“I can’t believe I’ve committed to writing 24 days of Blogs in a row… what an idiot!”

Now I know what you’re all thinking, “Nic, I thought you’re Advent Calendar Blog would be a little more uplifting than this.”
(Disclaimer: You may not be thinking that… you probably weren’t but I Plan on spending the rest of the blog trying to cheer you up so maybe imagine your miserable for a bit. I don’t care if isn’t sincere I can’t see you. Unless you read this whilst sat in front of me. For instance if you are my colleague Lawrence (Are you? More than likely you aren’t) who sits opposite me. Perhaps you will read this whilst at your desk and I will see you reading and at one point you will look really miserable but in an incredibly fake way and I will think “I don’t care that that expression isn’t sincere”)

So attempt at cheering you up in a festive way #1

"I promised myself i'd never do naked modelling!"


Sure, a animal in a Santa hat isn’t for everyone but what if I told you that today is the birthday of renowned Greek football player Kostas Stafylidis!

"Guys! GUYS! this ball is levitating!"


If that hasn’t cheered you up I don’t know what will. After all who hasn’t heard of Kostas Stafylidas and the way he is a Greek footballer who plays as a left back for Bundesliga side Augsburg and the Greece national team. Remember the time in 1993 when he was born in Thessaloniki, Greece. What about how he is 1.78 metres tall (5 foot 10 inches), Legend! I also can’t get enough of how he joined Fulham on a season-long loan from Bayer Leverkusen in 2014.

No? Truth be told I’d never heard of him either. I am ashamed to say that those facts about him were simply stolen from his Wikipedia page. You probably didn’t notice because of how subtly I put them into the last paragraph.

He doesn’t matter anyway. The real star of the 2nd of December is up next.

Born on this day in 1978.

A Canadian songstress and producer who first rose to fame on the back of first album in 2002.

Yes…

The maneater herself…

Nelly ‘She’s like a bird, she’ll only fly away’ Furtado


"I don't know who the man behind me is... I hope he sets on fire"


Happy 38th Birthday Nelly.

The only famous person born on this day who didn’t start their football career at the age of 6 by joining their village football team Aetos Akropotamou. (So subtle)

Interesting fact about Miss Furtado (Or Nelly to her friends), if you follow her, follow her, follow her down, down, down, down you can see all her dreams.

Anyway, I have written for long enough about nothing of any particular interest and as the birthday girl always says ‘All good things come to an end’. However, I shall finish with three more December 2nd facts.

1.      On this day in 1958, Vladimir Parfenovich was born. A man unique in being both a Belarussian Canoe Racer AND Politician.
2.      Today marks the 616th anniversary of opening of Leipzig University
3.      Not everything in this magical world is aw-aw-aw-all what it seems!

So with those facts and my awareness that this blog will make little to no sense to those who are not aware of Nelly Furtado’s greatest hits I wish you a Happy December 2nd.



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